All Jokes

Quarrel between a Fat man and a Thin man...FAT MAN TO THIN MAN: You know, you make me wonder whether there was a famine in the place you live.THIN MAN TO FAT MAN: You know, you...

A man parked his newly bought jeep in the garage of a psychiatry hospital to see his brother. Akpos, who was a patient in the hospital, noticed the numbers written at the sides of...

My Boss was walking past me to his office one morning and said, ''Jide, I need your assistance now in my office!" I said, ''Okay sir!'' I ran home and brought Bello. Together, we...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven'...

I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...

Akpos was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Taiwo...

A fat man went to meet his doctor for instructions on how to lose the fat in his stomach. Their conversation is as follows...DOCTOR: To lose your tummy fat, you should shake your...

Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...

A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before webegin, Ill need to ask a few questions.He gets her name,...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.