All Jokes
A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.
Just the other day, I was making a call for an emergency, so I dialed an emergency number and this was our conversation...ME: Hello!RESPONSE: Yes hello... who I'm I speaking to?ME...
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...
A mad man was walking unclad in the a zoo. On seeing him, all the animals started running away from him. The Hyena asked the Lion, ''Lion, why are you afraid of that animal?" The...
A Lion and Lioness were sitting in their den in the jungle when a Monkey climbed up a nearby tree and started insulting the Lion. The Lioness started to get angry and said, King...
I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the toilet, the...
Kelvin and James went for an interview. James entered first. The interviewer asked James, "Who is the President of the United States, how old is the earth and do you believe in...