All Jokes

I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...

Akpos was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Taiwo...

A fat man went to meet his doctor for instructions on how to lose the fat in his stomach. Their conversation is as follows...DOCTOR: To lose your tummy fat, you should shake your...

Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...

A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.

Just the other day, I was making a call for an emergency, so I dialed an emergency number and this was our conversation...ME: Hello!RESPONSE: Yes hello... who I'm I speaking to?ME...

There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.The three men panicked and decided to jump from the...

Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...

A Lion and Lioness were sitting in their den in the jungle when a Monkey climbed up a nearby tree and started insulting the Lion. The Lioness started to get angry and said, King...