All Jokes
A psychiatrist patient climbed to the top of the double-storey hospital. Another patient, who was on the ground asked, "How did you get up there?" "By a ladder you fool!" the...
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello?... How the heck do I know?...
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a drink of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that...
A lecturer was lecturing his students about racism saying, "Racism is when races don't mix. To a racist, whites and black people should not mingle. There will always be a line...
Dear Tina,Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is...
TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out.Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?...
One of my ex girlfriends phoned me today to say that she's just discovered she's HIV positive. She was very upset and apologetic, and stressed that I get tested immediately in...
A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...
BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!