All Jokes

LADY: I'm looking for a God Fearing man who will pay my bills, buy me Brazilian hair, take me to Dubai and buy me a jeep without asking for anything.ME: That Godfearing man is at...

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...

A man lost his left eye 5 years ago. He lost his left hand 4 years ago. Lost his left ear 3 years ago. Lost his left leg and the left side of his tetistcle a year ago. But now he'...

Akpos goes for an HIV test in the morning and comes back in 2 hours later beaming with smiles. He quickly visited his girlfriend...AKPOS: Baby, I went for an HIV test this morning...

It is only in Nigeria where you'll see a notice board that says, "Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age."

The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!

There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate (selfish person) when it came to his money. He loved money more than just...

A boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying... BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James...

A girl was with her boyfriend...GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can you say the three words that will make me float in the air?BOYFRIEND: Go hang yourself!

A psychiatrist patient climbed to the top of the double-storey hospital. Another patient, who was on the ground asked, "How did you get up there?" "By a ladder you fool!" the...