All Jokes
Akpos comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, Whats the matter now?Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer, said Akpos through his tears. Thats not so...
Daughter to father:Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.Fathers...
My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We're going to the petrol station."
The board of UNICEF agreed to visit Africa on an HIV case to help the patients with the virus. So they decide to give a sum of one(1) million dollars each to a person with the...
NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...
DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...
Has anyone ever ponder about these questions below... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called building, when they are...
I Hate seeing unemployed people in love!It's even in the Bible that JOB comes before ROMANS!
Here are the different types of boyfriends kept by girls in Universities1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, help the girl her do assignment and they...
A trainee reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. Mrs. Williams was injured in a car accident...