Family Jokes
AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl...
SON: Dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife. DAD: When you get married son, you will realize that the law is on our side.
Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...
A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:SON: Why are you beating me?MOTHER: I am beating you because I love you.SON: I wish I was...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."David, David...
SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up. SON: I tried not to...
Aminat, and her husband, Mustapha, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard cries coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found...