Funny Sayings
Beware of posts on Facebook and BBM that ask you to type "Amen!" A friend of mine typed, "Amen" and disappeared, and till date, we have not seen him... This will never be...
Some Husbands hold their wives' hand in malls... Because if they leave her hand she'll go for shopping. It looks "ROMANTIC" but actually, it's "ECONOMIC".
Girls are like... "I'm too shy of getting into 2016... You know it's my first time."
If I have done something wrong to you this year, Please send me N1000 recharge card... I want to apologize.
I paid 10million naira as your brideprice, built a house and bought a car for your dad, sent your mum abroad for medical checkup, train your siblings in school and you say I'm...
These are the names of different salaries... 1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry. 2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going. 3....
GUYS! If you are dating a beautiful girl, just know that a minimum of 3 guys per day tries their luck on her, which makes 21 guys per week, 84 guys per month, 1008 guys per year...
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit. Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime.
How to catch a girl's attention on Facebook, Whatsapp, BBM or Instagram... If she posts a picture of herself with 2 friends, making them 3... Just comment with, "Wow, you two...