Funny Sayings

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman.

Nigerian Parents will put "BEWARE OF DOGS" sign on their house gates when their daughters are in the adolescent stage and looking cute. Once they're 30, they change the sign to...

1. When girls refuse to hug you, only giving handshakes. 2. When you upload your best pictures on Facebook and nobody comments on it after one year. 3. When girls only call...

Your current facebook location is London. Your school is Ekiti state university. You work at MTN, South Africa. Your tweet is always from Malaysia. Your BBM location...

When you buy your girlfriend phone and another man buys her airtime. That's called, "Division of Labour". When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another man removes it....

If your girlfriend keeps on posting 'I love you God'. She's lying... She is cheating on you with 'Godfrey', 'Godwin' or 'Godswill'.

Never Date A Guy With Six Pack Abs Because Nobody Develops Six Pack Abs Just To Date One Girl.

Kanye West watched the sex tape Kim Kardashian and fell in love with her and then he waited years to find her and marry. You never know where your nude photos might lead you...

Pidgin English is the only language where Questions and answers can be the same thing. QUESTION: Light dey? ANSWER: Light dey.

One time, my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because...