Funny Sayings

If a soup has too much salt, it's salty. If it has too much pepper, it's peppery If it has too much water, it's watery.If it has too much oil, it's oily. Then what of if it has...

May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...

Nowadays, the evil that men do surprise even the devil.Growing up, I remember seeing Nigerian police in Peugeot 504 with Police number plates. These days, I see them more in '...

Are you 18 years and above? Do you have a valid ID passport? Can you speak English and any local language? Are you looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of N1million and...

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch...

Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...

You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...

These 7 thoughts came to my head...1. When you use your hand to tickle yourself, It doesn't shock or make you laugh2. Ever wonder what will happen if a male Goat and a female...

Recently, I was diagnosed with old age disease - Age Activated Attention Deficit DisorderThis is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway...

Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...