General Jokes
OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?AKPOS: Last night, Ebube told me to respect myself.
Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...
Police: Mr Apkos, where do u Live?Akpos: with my mom.Police: where does ur mom live?Akpos: with my Dad.Police: [Getting Impatient] where does ur dad live?Akpos: with me and my mom...
Akpos was drunk then a police officer arrest himOFFICER: How high are you?AKPOS: It is not "How hi are you?", it's "Hi, How are you?".
Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.Welcome to Nigeria Police...
Akpos asked Chichi in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!All the students in the library...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to Akpos...
Akpos had a bad attendance record for being particularly late for work in the morning. He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a chance to explain his reasons....
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked Akpos "Yes, Sir" replied Akpos."Well then, that makes everything just fine" the boss went on "after you left early yesterday...
When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" Me: No I didn't, I paid N2,000 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!