General Jokes

The C.E.O of a company was walking in the factory to see how the staff were doing. He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him, "...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with...

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started...

Akpos went to a bar to relax his nerves this sunny afternoon. While at the bar Akpos shouted and said to the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2...

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to...

Imagine this conversation...Chichi: Do you smoke?Akpos: Yes....Chichi: How many packs a day?Akpos: 3 packs.Chichi: How much per pack?Akpos: N200.Chichi: And how long have you been...

Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't worry, just help me hold the...

TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was sograteful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said,"but I had just a single note of...

Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...