General Jokes
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
Two House Flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here!"
A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...
Man returns home and screams out loudly..."Honey, pack your things, I've won a million dollars today!"Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks, "What kind of clothes should I take with...
AKPOS: I gave my number to this sexy girl last week and she said she'll call me when she get home.KWAME: So why hasn't she called yet? AKPOS: I think the girl is homeless!
When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Its a bad one, caused by the womans reckless driving.Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt....
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly....
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at fast food restaurant drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with...