General Jokes
A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...
In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?" Kwame replies, "...
AKPOS: I gave my number to this sexy girl last week and she said she'll call me when she get home.KWAME: So why hasn't she called yet? AKPOS: I think the girl is homeless!
When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Its a bad one, caused by the womans reckless driving.Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt....
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly....
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at fast food restaurant drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with...
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he...