General Jokes

When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Its a bad one, caused by the womans reckless driving.Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt....

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly....

Two University students were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be booted out of the University. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "...

An educated woman got married to an illiterate. One day, they went out on a date.They were served food without spoons. MAN: Waiter, please bring me 2 spoon.WOMAN: It's 'spoons'...

Akpos rings technical support:AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??.AKPOS: I can??t see your computer.TECHNICIAN: No no...

Akpos goes off to the University...Half way through the semester, he squanders his money foolishly. He calls his father at home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...

Q: Why is India not participating in World Cup? ANS: Because FIFA cannot accept singing and dancing after every ten minutes or after any...

On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.This...

The President, was campaigning for the presidential Election in one of the State.As soon as he mounted the podium to speak, people started chanting "'You have failed!' You have...

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