General Jokes
A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...
A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to...
A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...
A snail walks into a bar... SNAIL: Can I have a glass of milk BARTENDER: NO!!!And he throws the snail out of the bar. ONE MONTH LATER SNAIL: Hey! What was...
MOTHER: There were 3 cookies in the jar yesterday and now there is only 1. How come?NAUGHTY KID: It was dark so I must have missed one.
In a Biology paper, the students were asked to draw and label a female reproductive organ. Franca found the question difficult. So she opened her skirt and started to draw,...
A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says...
A husband comes home drunk...HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.WIFE: What happened?HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on...
After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden...
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....