General Jokes
A LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT FROM THE BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (BAN).Dear Mr. President, In Light of the postponement of Elections yesterday by INEC, we the Boyfriends...
An old woman boarded a bus going to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver to let her know when they arrive Benin. The driver nodded. After several hours of driving, the old woman...
OFFICER: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.LADY: Ok, but why didn't u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?OFFICER: Removing clothes is not restricted at all.
At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know...
After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour.As he staggered, he fell into a gutter.He felt the coldness of the gutter's water and...
The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow.No mechanic can repair breaking news.No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.Even if you have millions of cars,...
Date: 14th Feb, 2015Ticket: PVCKick off: 10AMVenue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity: 68million)Referee: Attahiru JegaChampion - PDP FC:Formation: 5-3-2.As the Defending...
FATHER: I have four sons...1st Son- Engineer2nd Son- MBA3rd Son- PhD4th Son- ThiefNEIGHBOUR: Why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?FATHER: He's the only one earning...
Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing...
The class teacher instructed everyone to pull out their notebooks and write a very good essay on an imaginative football match. All the students in the class immediately got to...