General Jokes
WIFE: Honey?HUSBAND: Yeah sweetie.WIFE: I had a dream last nightHUSBAND: What's the dream all about?WIFE: You were buying a diamond ring for me.HUSBAND: Really?WIFE: Yeah.HUSBAND...
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator!" he...
A boy came back from school very happy that he passed his exams. The boy scored credits in all his core subjects including Mathematics and English. He showed his father his...
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the...
"Knock knock knock!"ME: Who's that?JW: We are the Jehovah Witnesses.ME: (no answer)"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!"ME: Nobody is at home!JW: But...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, slammed it shut, and...
This is what Patrick Obahiagbon has to say about the recent fuel price reduction:It is a politrick's measure that is equipping the Government which rationalise the homo sapiens of...
GIRLFRIEND: Baby, ever since you slept with me you've not called me, texted me, flashed me, replied my texts or even returned my calls! What's the problem dear?BOYFRIEND: Nothing...
KWAME: (reading from a book of facts) Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?AKPOS: Why don't you use a mouthwash?
CHOIR MASTER: You're supposed to wear a cream colour shirt for today's special number?AKPOS: Yes.CHOIR MASTER: So why are you putting on Pink?AKPOS: That's the colour of my cream.