General Jokes
A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the...
A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank. The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books. He asked the clerk, Do you know William Shakespeare? The clerk...
akpos and his friend were talking about the party they went to last night.AKPOS: What were you saying about me making juice?FRIEND: You were too drunk last night.AKPOS: What...
Akpos was a very principled guy who liked sleeping naked whenever he was about going to bed. One night as usual, he was sleeping naked in his room when he heard a big Knock on his...
WIFE: Honey?HUSBAND: Yeah sweetie.WIFE: I had a dream last nightHUSBAND: What's the dream all about?WIFE: You were buying a diamond ring for me.HUSBAND: Really?WIFE: Yeah.HUSBAND...
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator!" he...
A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loudspeaker, my two breasts are for...
A boy came back from school very happy that he passed his exams. The boy scored credits in all his core subjects including Mathematics and English. He showed his father his...
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the...
"Knock knock knock!"ME: Who's that?JW: We are the Jehovah Witnesses.ME: (no answer)"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!"ME: Nobody is at home!JW: But...