General Jokes

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...

Akpos goes to a barber's shop. BARBER: Good morning sir. AKPOS: How much does a haircut cost? BARBER: 300 naira. AKPOS: How much for a shave? BARBER: 50 naira AKPOS: Please shave...

Moses who is a very hard working employee wanted a day off from work and had to come up with a good excuse. He called his boss and said:MOSES: Mr. boss, I am very sick and can't...

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge...

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. Akpos spoke up, "We are all human...

Imagine if the three wise men were women:They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.After leaving, one would have...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...

A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loudspeaker, my two breasts are for...

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

akpos and his friend were talking about the party they went to last night.AKPOS: What were you saying about me making juice?FRIEND: You were too drunk last night.AKPOS: What...