General Jokes
Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...
A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...
GIRLFRIEND: Baby, ever since you slept with me you've not called me, texted me, flashed me, replied my texts or even returned my calls! What's the problem dear?BOYFRIEND: Nothing...
Akpos at a friend's dad burial ceremony:AKPOS: Kwame, I have not been served food yet.KWAME: Don't worry Akpos, you will be served soonAn hour later, Akpos stood up angrily to...
Once a group of men decided to go for a holiday on an island called Tirth Yatra in India. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they...
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the...
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a streetlight, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help, "What is it you have lost?"...
If any of the contending candidates wants we youths to vote for him, he should do the following;Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200...
One morning I and my 4 year old son went on a ride. Suddenly, he started asking me questions... SON: Dad, what is this (he pointed his finger to...
The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow.No mechanic can repair breaking news.No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.Even if you have millions of cars,...