General Jokes
Takes car to a mechanic... AMERICAN MECHANIC: We need to run some tests before we know the problem NIGERIA MECHANIC: On am! Off am! On am again! Off am... Oga na radiator.
A very fat woman was about strangling the driver of a taxi she boarded. After being separated by passersby, the woman was asked what the taxi driver did. She said, "When I...
AMERICAN ENGLISH: Shorts BRITISH ENGLISH: Knickers NIGERIAN ENGLISH: Short Knickers
One rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. AY came to buy the book. He bought the book for 2,000 Naira. The old man advised, "DON'T OPEN THE LAST PAGE OF...
One day a guy and a blonde girl went hunting... the man sees a lion and shoots at it, but misses. The lion starts to run at him and the blonde girl. The man starts running,...
This is a story about four people named, Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure...
A pretty woman was driving down a country road in her new sports car when something went wrong and it broke down. Luckily, she happened to be near a farmhouse. She went up to the...
I just saved a life today on my way out. I asked a beggar how he would feel if l gave him N1000? He replied "Oga, I will die!" So l kept my money. Thank God I've saved a...
EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible. AY: I'm the one you want because on my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
FAINTING THINGS Just can't believe what my eyes saw yesterday evening. A Motorcyclist knocked a girl down, we all rushed to help her. While she was on the floor helplessly,...