General Jokes

AKPOS: How far na for our discussion, you no go follow me go? SEYI LAW: I Don't think so. I'm just to occupied these days. AKPOS: Na wa for you o. You dey fall my hand too...

As his fufu and Egusi soup was almost ready for the dinner, a big Lizard on the wall fell into the soup. He angrily searched through the soup and found the Lizard still alive. He...

Dear Sir, I love Your Wife! Thank you Signed A.O Tata

RICH MAN: Today, I Have 14 exotic cars, 18 Mansions, $ 100 million in one bank account, 3 farm houses. What do you have? POOR MAN: I have a boy who's girlfriend is your...

BLIND BEGGAR TO A LADY: You look like an angel. Can you please give me some money? LADY TO HER HUSBAND: This man isn't blind HUSBAND: He is! WIFE: How do you know?...

A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion, he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to...

A Nigerian man and a Jamaican found a lamp the Jamaican rubbed the lamp and a genie came out and granted them one wish each... The Jamaican said, "Money." The Nigerian said...

A lady went to a mirror shop to buy a mirror. Below was the conversation between the lady and the sales rep... LADY: I want to buy a mirror. SALES REP: What type of mirror...

JUDGE: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again! THIEF: That's what I told the police your honour, but they didn't...

Two Drunken men are talking... MAN 1: I am planning to buy the world MAN 2: You can't. MAN 1: Why? MAN 2: I am not going to sell it!