General Jokes

Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry:MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum.MOTHER: What were you taught in school today?AKPOS: Agriculture.MOTHER: Which topic?...

Akpos sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a pedestrian, "Whore those guys?"THE PEDESTRIAN: A Marathon race is going on.AKPOS: What do they get from that?PEDESTRIAN:...

John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...

One day, Akpos calls 911, "Come quick, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After 5 mins, Akpos calls back, "It's okay, I found another one."

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES --$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd...

Akpos has been admiring his neighbour's wife for quite sometime now. The neighbour's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didn't know...

One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just run...

I was walking down the street sometime ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it.Just then I saw a Beautiful hot...

KWAME: I don't know why people find it difficult to be faithful to their spouses and partners. AKPOS: I can't even imagine it. I have never...

Two Girls chatting in a taxi;FIRST GIRL: What kind of man will you want to have?SECOND GIRL: A Billionaire!FIRST GIRL: What if he has less money to a billion.SECOND GIRL: Even if...