General Jokes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES --$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd...

A Scotsman, an American, and a Nigerian were in a bar. They were having a good time and all agreed that the bar they were was a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is...

There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you...

Akpos was in a gym one day pumping his muscles but he was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. Akpos decided to call the trainer aside and...

This guy sees a sign in front of a house, Talking Dog for Sale. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a...

A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!

There were two nuns, one of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the...

Adesua is home making dinner as usual, when her husband's friend, Tsbalala arrives at her door. TSBALALA: Adesua, may I come in? I have something to tell you...

Akpos came home early from office. He was shocked to see his wife with his friend, Thambo. He told his wife to get out of the room. Then he said, "Thambo, what are you doing here...

Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out.AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge...