General Jokes
One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next...
Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...
A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for...
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Akpos: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.
One day in Lagos at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman named Tina, who was wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get...
As a man was walking by his 19 year old daughter's room, he saw her bed neatly tidied and all her room tidy as well. He went in astonished to see his daughter so clean for the...
Akpos went to rob a city bank."Everybody down!" Akpos shouted.Everyone laid flat on the ground. "Where is the bank manager?" He asked. A young fearful man stood up and said, "Here...
EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know anything!AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will...