General Jokes

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Akpos welcoming you on board of Dana Airlines. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad...

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a...

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.While in the middle of their food, a fly came in...

A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...

Akpos was strolling by a river bank. Suddenly, the river goddess came out from the middle of the river:GODDESS: You are in luck today wanderer. I will give you the chance to wish...

Please, I need to ask you a very important question that has kept me sleepless and restless. It might be awkward between us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.One of the candidate is Akpos. Bill Gates...

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing...

An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'"Dad turns to wife, "Would you sleep with Barrack Obama for $1 million?'' Wife answers, "...

Akpos was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry and said, "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore...