General Jokes

I was on a job interview when my boss gave me his laptop and said, "Sell it to me!"I got up and went home with the laptop.He calls me and says, "Bring my laptop here right now!"I...

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...

TEACHER: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". STUDENT: I is the...TEACHER: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".STUDENT: OK. I am the ninth...

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to...

SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...

FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...

A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...

Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

FRIEND: Jim, do you remember the last time I was broke and you helped me out?JIM: Yes I do.FRIEND: And I said I won't forget you?JIM: YesFRIENF: Well, I am broke again