General Jokes
Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...
FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...
Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.Johnny, wait until weve said our prayer,...
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...
A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...
FRIEND: Jim, do you remember the last time I was broke and you helped me out?JIM: Yes I do.FRIEND: And I said I won't forget you?JIM: YesFRIENF: Well, I am broke again
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...