General Jokes
A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...
MAID: What do you want, sir?VISITOR: I want to see your master.MAID: What's your business, please? VISITOR: There is a bill...MAID: Ah! He left yesterday for his village......
A lady was sitting close to a guy in a bus:LADY: Can you help me do something to my breast.GUY: (smiling) Yes! I can.LADY: Can you stop staring at my boobs?
MAN 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and...
In Sokoto, a man named Dalhatu bashiru was arrested on a charge that he stole a neighbor's cow. His attorney maintained that he was innocent and filed that the case be dismissed...
During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam...
A girl updates her Father's picture on BBM. Her friend pings her, "So you know this man too??? HE HATES USING CONDOMS!"
A conversation between two sellers...UCHE: Emeka, How's business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold only one dress.UCHE: That's really bad. How about today?EMEKA:...