Marriage Jokes
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the...
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...
Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask...
KWAME: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love?AKPOS: She smiles a lot when she sleeps, I think she's has another husband in her DREAMS!
A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished...
There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on "how to live in a loving relationship with your wife".The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" All the men...
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERSI _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____...
A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...