Marriage Jokes
One day, Akpos and his wife were on the bed having an honest conversation...WIFE: How many women have you slept with?AKPOS: Only you baby. I slept with other women with my eyes...
WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...
While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs...
Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...
AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!
A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...
GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a DATING WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP...
WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you.HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.