Relationship Jokes

A girl was with her boyfriend...GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can you say the three words that will make me float in the air?BOYFRIEND: Go hang yourself!

One of my ex girlfriends phoned me today to say that she's just discovered she's HIV positive. She was very upset and apologetic, and stressed that I get tested immediately in...

Akpos goes for an HIV test in the morning and comes back in 2 hours later beaming with smiles. He quickly visited his girlfriend...AKPOS: Baby, I went for an HIV test this morning...

Olden Days RelationshipBOYS: Showing LoveGIRLS: Accepting LoveEverything leading to Marriage!Nowadays RelationshipBOYS: Seeking for SexGIRLS: Demanding for MoneyEverything leading...

I met this pretty lady some few years back, she approached me and initiated a chat with me. She was driving an SUV that day. We finally exchanged contacts. She works as a senior...

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls. Something she just loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned to...

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.

DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...

LADY: I'm looking for a God Fearing man who will pay my bills, buy me Brazilian hair, take me to Dubai and buy me a jeep without asking for anything.ME: That Godfearing man is at...

These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...