Relationship Jokes

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mum's place."I opened the fridge. The light came on. My orange juice was very...

Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.

BOY: I would cross the deepest sea, I would walk through the hottest desert, I would climb the highest mountain just for you.GIRL: Awwww...that's so sweet! Can you come over...

GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?BOYFRIEND: I have...

I have been dating her for over four months now and everything was going fine until this morning when I decided to invite her to my place. And she came! When we were together, her...

Finally I had the courage to ask this sexy girl to be my girlfriend. She agreed on Condition that we are not going have sex, that her virginity is only for her future HUSBAND!Me...

The following is a Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online...LADY: What car are you driving?AKPOS: A Mercedes Benz S ClassLADY: I feel so comfortable talking to you....

BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...

A girl and a guy were discussing. This was their following conversation...GIRL: Honey I want to share in your problems and pain.BOY: But I don't have any problem. GIRL: It's...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his...