School Jokes

Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question.TEACHER: What is wickedness?AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba...

2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...

MOTHER: How was your exams?SON: It was fine Mum.MOTHER: I am very sure you cleared all the questions.SON: Yes Mum! They gave me questions I don't understand so I also gave them...

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

Akpos was in the classroom one day and his teacher asked him a question.TEACHER: Akpos! what do you call a deer with no eyes?AKPOS: ''No idea" ma.

TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.

[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...

The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that...

TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.

In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...