School Jokes

TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!

TEACHER: If a baby goose is known as "GOSLING" and a baby duck, "DUCKLING"... What is a baby HEN called?AKPOS: It's "HELEN" sir!

Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student

Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.

A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."A student said, "Present." He called the second name, "Chu...

INVIGILATOR: Why did you write the formulas on your hand?AKPOS: My teacher told us that Formulas must be at your Finger Tips.

"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...

TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...