School Jokes

TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!

TEACHER: Who can tell us a Touching Story?Akpos raised his hands.TEACHER: Ok Akpos, go on.AKPOS: One day, I was coming back from the farm, suddenly a girl blocked my way, I...

A guy knocked at Akpos' door asking for a donation for the local primary school's swimming pool.So Akpos went inside his house and came back saying, "Here, have a cup of water."

TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.

PRINCIPAL: Why were you absent yesterday? AKPOS: I attended a burial ma. PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punishing you today. Now answer me... Who died? AKPOS: The...

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.-...

TEACHER: Akpos, What are you going to become in future?AKPOS: A Facebook Admin.TEACHER: I mean what are you going to do for mum and dad when you become a man?AKPOS: Add them as...

TEACHER: Akpos spell ORANGE? AKPOS: Which one? The colour or the fruit?

TEACHER: Akpos, why do you always get so dirty?AKPOS: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...