School Jokes

Little Akpos was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, and special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of...

Teacher Wants to Test Akpos IQ... TEACHER: Akpos, what is a Period? AKPOS: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous. TEACHER: Why Akpos? AKPOS:...

During English class, the teacher asked akpos to spell plantain and the following conversations took place: TEACHER: Hey Akpos, spell plantain? AKPOS: Which of the plantain...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...

TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!

TEACHER: The process of developing from a child to an adult is called? AKPOS: ADULTERY!

TEACHER: If your father is owing N2000 for your school fees and he pays only N1000, how much is he now owing for your school fees?AKPOS: N2000 ma.TEACHER: (surprised) N2000? How...