School Jokes
TEACHER: (writes a problem on the blackboard) What will you do if this kind of question is thrown at you in your maths exam? AKPOS: I would dodge...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: Akpos, if I come to your house with five monkeys and you already have two monkeys, how many monkeys will that be in total? AKPOS: 8 Monkeys sir...
Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. "Sir we are sorry...
TEACHER: If 44 is 'Forty Four', what is 224? AKPOS: Its not fair, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.
AKPOS: Excuse me ma!TEACHER: How may I help you? AKPOS: Will you beat me for something I did not do? TEACHER: No, why would I? AKPOS: Thank God! I did not do my home work.
Akpos did not want to school so he decided to call his teacher using his dad's phone. Pretending to be his dad and the following conversation took place:AKPOS: Good morning Mr....
Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was sohappy and decided to ask him.DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in...
In a primary school class...TEACHER: Cynthia, stand up and tell us the opposite of man.CYNTHIA: Ma, the answer is woman.TEACHER: Good! Akpos, stand up and tell us the opposite of...
In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?