School Jokes

MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.

The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me...

TEACHER: (writes a problem on the blackboard) What will you do if this kind of question is thrown at you in your maths exam? AKPOS: I would dodge...

Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: Akpos, if I come to your house with five monkeys and you already have two monkeys, how many monkeys will that be in total? AKPOS: 8 Monkeys sir...

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test. AKPOS: Haba aunty!...

TEACHER: If 44 is 'Forty Four', what is 224? AKPOS: Its not fair, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.

TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.

BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.

TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....