School Jokes

One boring Monday morning, Mr. Akpos, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started; "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far...

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...

University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...

Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...

I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...

KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first.KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z.TEACHER: Where's the p?KID: It's...

MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.

The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me...

Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...