School Jokes

Akpos was standing outside the exam hall during a WAEC examination as other students were writing the exam. The invigilator walked to him and the following conversation ensued:...

A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions:TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go....

AKPORS: I don't like my maths teacher.MUM: Why?AKPORS: He is confused!MUM: How?AKPORS: Day before yesterday, he said 5 + 4 = 9, yesterday he said 3 + 6 = 9 and today he said 2 + 7...

TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

Barack Obama at a recent elementary school assembly in East Texas, was talking to the pupils about gun violence. Everywhere was quiet has the president spoke.He wanted to show the...

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious...

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...

A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my...

A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.....