School Jokes

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...

A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my...

A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.....

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher called him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with...

In a biology class, the teacher asked a question: TEACHER: Class! What do we find in cells?AKPOS: Thieves.

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc..., that each had an "A" so far for the...

Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!TEACHER: Good! What is...

A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one difficult question or two simple question, "one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".TEACHER: How many stars did you see last...

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.When Little...