Impossible!

A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:

OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?

DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG! The lion drops dead!

OLD MAN: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.

DOCTOR: There goes the answer to your question.

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Badpaul_2010's picture

Just tell him directly that he is not responsible for the pregnancy.

My choice's picture

"The child is not ur's" just say it straight if he did not agree then run a DNA test.

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