Dog Bite

An old man was bitten by a dog. After several weeks, he became violently ill.

The doctor examined him and said, "You have been bitten by a rabid dog and you are dying of hydrophobia. The end will come soon. There is nothing I can do for you now, in fact anybody you bite now will also die of the terrible disease."

The old man asked for a pencil and paper and spend several hours thinking and writing.

The doctor finally broke the silence, "You are certainly making a lengthy will. I'm not making my will replied the old man. I'm making out a list of the people I'm going to bite."