Be patient. Listen

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:

English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%

I lost my temper.

And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?"

My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."

My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"

I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir."

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SOPURU's picture

It's very funny

Jegede Elijah's picture

The story is so much fun and funny,ha ha ha ha ha

oluwajorba olalere's picture

haa akpors u ar just make me laugh nd 4get sorrow

emmanuel akinseye (acrobatic) 's picture

very intresting

MONDAY's picture

PEOPLE CAN BE FUNNY SOMETIMES OOOO..........

Anonymous's picture

Boring

VICTORY OGOMEGBUNEM's picture

WHY DO SAY THE JOKE IS BORING

xidie wayne's picture

very nice

phenom lekizzy's picture

he is an impatient bull dog

OKORO KOSI's picture

ALWAYS BE CALM

Mark Nobad's picture

Very Interesting

Deborah Rufus's picture

It's good to be patient

Emex's picture

That's bad for de father

JESSICA's picture

that is so dad

HANNAH DEKA's picture

So funny

EMMANUEL DEBORAH's picture

IT; 4RM THE GENE

Jegede elijah's picture

It is gud to be patient in wat ever we do nd we should not just conclude sumthing without knowing d full or whole story,nd wen u've know d whole story nd u don't understand it,don't conclude anything abt it.

ore's picture

Haaaaaaaa akpos kilode u make laugh. :-):-):-):-)

chamberlain emmy's picture

lol, very funny

Eniola Ayandele's picture

Nice joke, I love it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

iluyemi marimar's picture

wow! too funny

AY Victor's picture

Clever story

princess kiara's picture

it was fun

Dan starboy's picture

It's a nice joke really, but the father needed to know the story be4 reacting

chi chi's picture

so funny very nice

grace  adekunle precious (gap)'s picture

this is an interesting jokes. So much interesting.

grace  adekunle  precious (gap).'s picture

This is so wonderful.

King Authur's picture

so fantastic!

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