Be patient. Listen

Submitted by akposjokes on Mon, 10/02/2017 - 13:27

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:

English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%

I lost my temper.

And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?"

My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."

I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."

My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"

I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir."

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SOPURU's picture

It's very funny

SOPURU on Fri, 10/13/2017 - 00:58

It's very funny

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Jegede Elijah's picture

The story is so much fun and

Jegede Elijah on Sat, 04/14/2018 - 11:15

The story is so much fun and funny,ha ha ha ha ha

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Peace maker's picture

Its funny

Peace maker on Thu, 01/20/2022 - 11:58

Its funny

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Onyechege Munachisom Blessing's picture

It's Very Funny

Onyechege Munac... on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 21:00

It's Very Funny

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oluwajorba olalere's picture

haa akpors u ar just make me

oluwajorba olalere on Sun, 10/15/2017 - 13:49

haa akpors u ar just make me laugh nd 4get sorrow

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Alinko Ej's picture

I Still They Laugh

Alinko Ej on Sat, 03/09/2019 - 06:40

I Still They Laugh

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Iyke Moji's picture

Pardon ???

Iyke Moji on Wed, 09/16/2020 - 13:25

Pardon ???

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emmanuel akinseye (acrobatic) 's picture

very intresting

emmanuel akinse... on Sat, 11/04/2017 - 17:47

very intresting

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MONDAY's picture

PEOPLE CAN BE FUNNY SOMETIMES

MONDAY on Mon, 11/13/2017 - 18:36

PEOPLE CAN BE FUNNY SOMETIMES OOOO..........

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Anonymous's picture

Boring

Anonymous on Thu, 11/16/2017 - 18:10

Boring

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VICTORY OGOMEGBUNEM's picture

WHY DO SAY THE JOKE IS BORING

VICTORY OGOMEGBUNEM on Sat, 04/21/2018 - 12:52

WHY DO SAY THE JOKE IS BORING

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xidie wayne's picture

very nice

xidie wayne on Sat, 12/02/2017 - 05:20

very nice

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phenom lekizzy's picture

he is an impatient bull dog

phenom lekizzy on Mon, 12/11/2017 - 18:20

he is an impatient bull dog

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Moses Samuel's picture

U are very correct

Moses Samuel on Tue, 12/28/2021 - 13:03

U are very correct

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OKORO KOSI's picture

ALWAYS BE CALM

OKORO KOSI on Tue, 12/12/2017 - 17:54

ALWAYS BE CALM

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Mark Nobad's picture

Very Interesting

Mark Nobad on Mon, 12/18/2017 - 11:08

Very Interesting

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CLEAR's picture

is so funny

CLEAR on Mon, 07/22/2019 - 16:58

is so funny

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Deborah Rufus's picture

It's good to be patient

Deborah Rufus on Sat, 12/23/2017 - 22:51

It's good to be patient

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Emex's picture

That's bad for de father

Emex on Thu, 01/11/2018 - 17:37

That's bad for de father

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JESSICA's picture

that is so dad

JESSICA on Thu, 01/18/2018 - 15:45

that is so dad

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HANNAH DEKA's picture

So funny

HANNAH DEKA on Tue, 02/20/2018 - 20:33

So funny

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EMMANUEL DEBORAH's picture

IT; 4RM THE GENE

EMMANUEL DEBORAH on Sat, 03/10/2018 - 21:31

IT; 4RM THE GENE

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Jegede elijah's picture

It is gud to be patient in

Jegede elijah on Sat, 04/14/2018 - 11:59

It is gud to be patient in wat ever we do nd we should not just conclude sumthing without knowing d full or whole story,nd wen u've know d whole story nd u don't understand it,don't conclude anything abt it.

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ore's picture

Haaaaaaaa akpos kilode u make

ore on Mon, 04/16/2018 - 20:36

Haaaaaaaa akpos kilode u make laugh. :-):-):-):-)

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chamberlain emmy's picture

lol, very funny

chamberlain emmy on Fri, 06/08/2018 - 21:35

lol, very funny

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Eniola Ayandele's picture

Nice joke, I love it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Eniola Ayandele on Tue, 06/19/2018 - 19:07

Nice joke, I love it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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iluyemi marimar's picture

wow! too funny

iluyemi marimar on Sat, 06/30/2018 - 15:41

wow! too funny

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AY Victor's picture

Clever story

AY Victor on Fri, 07/13/2018 - 13:40

Clever story

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princess kiara's picture

it was fun

princess kiara on Fri, 07/13/2018 - 20:21

it was fun

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Dan starboy's picture

It's a nice joke really, but

Dan starboy on Sat, 07/28/2018 - 09:27

It's a nice joke really, but the father needed to know the story be4 reacting

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chi chi's picture

so funny very nice

chi chi on Sat, 07/28/2018 - 17:47

so funny very nice

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grace adekunle precious (gap)'s picture

this is an interesting jokes.

grace adekunle... on Mon, 07/30/2018 - 12:02

this is an interesting jokes. So much interesting.

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grace adekunle precious (gap).'s picture

This is so wonderful.

grace adekunle... on Mon, 07/30/2018 - 12:29

This is so wonderful.

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King Authur's picture

so fantastic!

King Authur on Sat, 10/27/2018 - 10:45

so fantastic!

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Prospiboy's picture

Interesting

Prospiboy on Fri, 12/27/2019 - 12:10

Interesting

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PETER YOUNG's picture

I CAN'T HEAR U

PETER YOUNG on Wed, 12/02/2020 - 22:24

I CAN'T HEAR U

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lekan's picture

Too funny patient dog

lekan on Tue, 04/21/2020 - 11:32

Too funny patient dog

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Kofi Snr's picture

very funny

Kofi Snr on Mon, 06/22/2020 - 12:33

very funny

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Fire's picture

Hahaha

Fire on Sun, 07/19/2020 - 20:04

Hahaha

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@aderinsoladada2_star angel's picture

Dad can u see ur life lol

@aderinsoladada... on Wed, 10/07/2020 - 17:01

Dad can u see ur life lol very funny

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Shegun02's picture

Funny

Shegun02 on Tue, 10/27/2020 - 00:12

Funny

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PETER YOUNG's picture

HA D MAN CAN LIE

PETER YOUNG on Wed, 12/02/2020 - 22:22

HA D MAN CAN LIE

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Mhizter Great's picture

:D

Mhizter Great on Thu, 05/27/2021 - 22:18

:D

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Pea jay's picture

I love it

Pea jay on Fri, 09/03/2021 - 10:30

I love it

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arafat 1's picture

is this story true?

arafat 1 on Sun, 10/03/2021 - 17:37

is this story true?

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arafat 1's picture

is this story true?

arafat 1 on Sun, 10/03/2021 - 17:39

is this story true?

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Okechi's picture

Chai disgrace

Okechi on Thu, 12/02/2021 - 14:50

Chai disgrace

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Okechi's picture

Chai disgrace

Okechi on Thu, 12/02/2021 - 14:51

Chai disgrace

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Tomilola Akinola's picture

Chai :(

Tomilola Akinola on Wed, 12/15/2021 - 10:58

Chai :(

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Moses Samuel's picture

Hahahahahahaha

Moses Samuel on Tue, 12/28/2021 - 13:00

Hahahahahahaha

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