Mummy! Mummy!

A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"

His mother stood up in anger, "In my house?! Is this girl crazy?! God! If Akpos is saying the truth, I'm going to kill this girl today!"

She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when she got to the door, Akpos, who had been trying to play a joke on his mum screamed with glee, "April Fool Mum! It's only daddy playing with the housemaid!"