Chocolate Wrapper

There were two people having sex when the man took off his condom and threw it out the window.

His girlfriend told him to go pick it up and so he put on clothes real quick and went out to get it. When he got to the street he saw a kid holding the condom.

He asked the kid to give him the condom and the kid said no. So the guy offered $5 for it and the kid said no. Then he offered $35 for it and the kid gave it to him.

The guy left and the kid faced his friends with a big smile.

When they asked him why he was smiling he told them "Because I sold that chocolate wrapper for $35 and I had already licked the whipped cream off it."