An English Girl

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you," replies the wife.

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?"

"I asked for, the English girl?"

"Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!"
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