ATM Card
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/04/2014 - 20:40
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.
AKPOS: (Angry) So what's wrong with my ATM card.
CALL CENTER LADY: I'm sorry sir, can I cross check your account please?
AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting.
CALL CENTER LADY: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
CALL CENTER LADY: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?
AKPOS: Are you mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my ID card.
AKPOS: (Angry) So what's wrong with my ATM card.
CALL CENTER LADY: I'm sorry sir, can I cross check your account please?
AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting.
CALL CENTER LADY: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
CALL CENTER LADY: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?
AKPOS: Are you mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my ID card.
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