One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the class teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word, 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Ejiro, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Ejiro," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Agnes, "My mommy planned a beautiful party and it turned out beautifully," she said.
Then, the teacher called on Akpos.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant and he said, "Beautiful! fucking beautiful!