My Thing

How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...

It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had gone to work that friday morning, "Nneka, I want to show you something."

"What is it?" She asked.

"Can I show it to you in your room?"

"Okay." She replied.

We went inside. "Can we close the door?" I said.

"Hmmm, okay." She closed the door.

I draw the blinds of the curtains together to limit the reflection of the rising sun. "Can we switch the light off?" I requested.

"Yes!" She responded, a bit excited.

"Hold my hand." I said.

She held my hand. "What is it?" She inquired.

I unveiled it and said
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"See, my new wrist-watch. It glows in the dark."

What were you all thinking?! Dirty minds!