Three Men in a Plane

There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.

The three men panicked and decided to jump from the plane. There was only two PARACHUTES! The Yoruba man took the first one and jumped out of the plane. The Hausa and the Igbo man fought over the last parachute but the Hausa man won and jumped out.

The frustrated and scared Igbo man said, "I'd rather die falling than in a plane crash!" So he jumped out of the plane.

While free falling, he bypassed the Hausa man. The Hausa man shouted, "What! This man is not going to land first before me!" So he removed his parachute.