Types of S*x in a Marriage

Four types of s*x in a marriage:

1. The first one is Kitchen S*x. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen.

2. The second type is Bedroom S*x. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can’t do it anywhere except in the bedroom.

3. The third type of sex is Hallway S*x. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, “Screw you.”

4. The fourth kind is called Courtroom S*x. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public

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