Types of S*x in a Marriage
Four types of s*x in a marriage:
1. The first one is Kitchen S*x. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen.
2. The second type is Bedroom S*x. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can’t do it anywhere except in the bedroom.
3. The third type of sex is Hallway S*x. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, “Screw you.”
4. The fourth kind is called Courtroom S*x. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public