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$20 Porsche Car
... He very calmly tells them, "I bought it today." "With what money young man?" his mom demands. "We know how much a Porsche costs and ... to demand an explanation. Curiously, their new neighbor is calmly planting flowers in her front yard. "I'm the father of the kid you ...
Anonymous - 05/28/2024 - 22:24 - 0 comments
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Beautiful Lie
... and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened: ME: Hi GIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi. ME: My name is Pius. What's yours? GIRL: I'm Rita. ME: What a beautiful name. Well I'm ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 21:25 - 0 comments
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General Manager
This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in ... I want you to be my girlfriend. GIRL: Hmmm. What do you do for a living? AKPOS: I'm the G.M of First Bank. ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 21:28 - 0 comments
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Will You Save Me?
... I'll be there for you dear. (minutes later) GIRL: What if I was burning in a fire, will you come and save me? (He thinks for ... BOY: Like what kind of fire are you talking about? Is it Hell Fire or what? Author: @ 2BF00ABD? ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 20:49 - 0 comments
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Short Replies
... dear? GIRL: 5n. ME: How was your day? GIRL: 5n. ME: How is your family? GIRL: 5n. ME: Are you missing me? GIRL: No. ME: But I'm ... No ME: Are you with someone over there? GIRL: No. ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 21:14 - 0 comments
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Random Stupid Relationship Answers
... When we are engaged, will you give me a ring? BOY: Sure! What is your number? BOY: I love you so much I could die for you. GIRL: How ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 21:02 - 1 comment
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Best Woman
... be like, "Baby please buy me this... buy me that...". It is her money but she paints a picture that I am the one spending on her. She ... budgeted N15million for my business. I started asking myself what's going on? She hasn't even met my parents. I haven't even proposed to ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 20:54 - 3 comments
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Do You Drive A Car?
The following is a Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online... LADY: What car are you driving? AKPOS: A Mercedes Benz S Class LADY: I feel so comfortable talking to you. AKPOS: which I rented this morning LADY: I should tell you that I have a boyfriend. AKPOS: ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 20:59 - 0 comments
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Bank Girlfriend
... Later when I asked her, she said that her Uncle who is working there was the one that wished to speak with her through the office ... the call I picked up my phone to flash her number. Guess what I saw? Community Bank. Author: @njuwo ...
Anonymous - 05/27/2024 - 20:58 - 1 comment
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The Degree
A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma ... Put the toy back!" A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?" The grandma replied, "Yes, I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back." Author: @sheryl-ann ...
Anonymous - 05/23/2024 - 17:51 - 0 comments