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$20 Porsche Car
... He very calmly tells them, "I bought it today." "With what money young man?" his mom demands. "We know how much a Porsche costs and ... to demand an explanation. Curiously, their new neighbor is calmly planting flowers in her front yard. "I'm the father of the kid you ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 16:21 - 0 comments
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Range Rover
... think you will break this relationship if I tell you. GIRL: What is it my love? GUY: I'm an SS (sickler) and I'm also HIV positive. GIRL: ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 16:28 - 0 comments
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Ways To Turn Men Down in 2016
This Post is For The Ladies... HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I ... don't be shy. Ask me out. YOU: Okay, get out!. HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? YOU: Nothing. I can't talk and ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 14:45 - 0 comments
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Stolen Car
... wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back INSPECTOR: What is her height? MAN: I never checked. INSPECTOR: Slim or robust? MAN: ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 14:38 - 0 comments
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Dead Son
... nervous and mad because he was following me. I asked him what he wanted, He finally responded and said, "I am sorry for staring but you ... to him. He said it was fine as he knows that his son is with the lord. Then he asked me to do him a favour. I said, "Sure, if I ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 14:42 - 1 comment
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Who Is A Pharmacist?
... teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued... TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist? Only Akpos raised up his hand. TEACHER: Is it only Akpos ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 14:36 - 1 comment
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Smiling Corpse
... autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body, Kamba, 60 years, died of heart failure while ... "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the pathologist, "this is the most unusual one. Harvester Khayega, 30 years, struck by lightning". ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 14:27 - 1 comment
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Drunken Twins
... OSAS: Of course Curiosity again strikes. AKPOS: What school did you attend? OSAS: DELSU, I graduated in '96. AKPOS: This is unbelievable! I went to DELSU too and I graduated in '96, too! About ...
Anonymous - 04/22/2024 - 14:19 - 0 comments
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Horny Man
... his manhood when the maid arrived. HUSBAND: Do you know what this is? MAID: (Acting shy) Yes. HUSBAND: Do you know what it's for? MAID: Yes. ...
Anonymous - 04/21/2024 - 09:37 - 0 comments
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A Woman's World
... watching an EPL match together. After five minutes: WIFE: Is that Saint Obi? HUSBAND: No. He is Mikel Obi, Saint Obi is a Nollywood ... HUSBAND: Who is this Mercy Johnson? WIFE: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb. Author: @Hafizat ...
Anonymous - 04/19/2024 - 16:35 - 0 comments