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1. Girls are over imaginative

   ... BOY: Hey GIRL (to herself): OMG..he jst texted me..I wonder what he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he ... that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 1 comment

2. Man Asks For Divorce

   A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is ... her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again, saying this time, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been ... I need.",she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what exactly have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 80 mph, ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 0 comments

3. Stammering Solution

   ... reason for your stammering". The man asked,"wha wha wha what is my pro pro problem?" DOCTOR: Your d**k is very, very large.The weight of ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:39 - 0 comments

4. Go And Hide!

   ... coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos: GRANDFATHER: Akpos, ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments

5. Child of God

   ... church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven?! The congregation ... always says that he is a child of GOD!" Pastor replied, "What kind of conspiracy is this? Every one here knows that I am the son of Ekua ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:46 - 0 comments

6. Panties' Bet

   So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with ... his hand and says "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what colour your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and ... His dad exclaims, "That mother f**ker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your p****y before the end of the day!" ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 1 comment

7. Finest Girl

   You won't believe what happened to me yesterday night. I was coming back from somewhere around 9pm when I saw this beautiful damsel approaching me. She has the the beautiful face of ... She didn't reply but she smiled. So I continued, "My name is Tunde, I will love to talk to you but I'm in a hurry right now. Can I please ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments

8. Child Custody

   ... Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child! The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, ... be in my custody." The judge turns to Akpos and asked what he has to say. AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments

9. The Pope Driving?

   ... ever get to drive. Would you please let me?" The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed ... radios the chief. COP: Chief, I have a problem. CHIEF: What sort of problem? COP: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving ...

   Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments

10. Two Ass Holes

    Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and ... and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a ... tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes." "What? He had two assholes?!" Exclaims the mortician. "Yup, every time we ...

    Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments

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